Winnings

Up to Week 48 2014, the Grambler won a respectable...


£202.42*




* Much of this total came via donations from other sources.  The Grambler isn't really that good





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And now Season 2014/15
Week 1  Stake £2.20  Winnings £0.91  Boo!
Week 2  Stake £4.40  Winnings £4.42  Hm
Week 3  Stake £2.20  Winnings £4.48  Yay!
Week 4  Stake £2.20  Winnings £2.27  Hm
Week 5  Stake £2.20  Winnings £0.67  Boo!
Week 6  Stake £2.20  Winnings £0.67  Again!  What are the chances of that happening?
Week 7  Stake £2.20  Winnings - zilch  Boo!  And I mean that sincerely.
Week 8  Stake £2.20  Winnings  £2.48  A qualified Yay!
Week 9  Stake £2.20  Winnings - Nowt! Boo! Again.
Week 10 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £2.89 Yay...ish
Week 11 Stake £2.20  Winnings - £0.66 Boo!
Week 12 Stake £2.20  Winnings - £2.14  Hm
Week 13 Stake £2.20  Winnings - £5.36  Yay!
Week 14 Stake £2.20  Winnings - Rugger ball.  Boo!
Week 15 Stake £2.20  Winnings - £0.92 Boo!
Week 16 Stake £2.20  Winnings - Nane.  Boo!
Week 17 Stake £2.20  Winnings - Nane again!
Week 18 Stake £2.20  Winnings - £0.52 Boo!
Week 19 Stake £2.20  Winnings - £1.77 A little better.  But not much
Week 20 Stake £2.20 Winnings - Nane.  One more time - Boo!
Week 21  Stake £2.20 Winnings - £1.72 Not good enough
Week 22 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £1.58 Still not good enough
Week 23 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £3.78 I'm shocked
Week 24 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £3.19 Two weeks running - I'm still in shock
Week 25 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £0.62 Normal service is resumed
Week 26 Stake £2.20 Winnings - Nane. Definitely normal service is resumed
Week 27 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £7.57  I'm shocked! And stunned! Shocked and stunned.
Week 28 No bet
Week 29 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £0.53 Rubbish!
Week 30 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £0.95 More rubbish.
Week 31 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £2.04 A bit more promising.
Week 32 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £4.44 Yay!
Week 33 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £1.57 Hmm.
Week 34 Stake £2.20 Winnings - Nought!  Rubbish!
Week 35 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £1.93 Better...
Week 36 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £0.68 Rubbish again.
Week 37 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £1.64 Hmm again.
Week 38 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £2.74 Yay!
Week 39 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £1.50 Boo!
Week 40 Stake £2.20 Winnings - Nuffink!
Week 41  Stake £2.20 Winnings - £0.67
Week 42 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £1.55
Week 43 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £2.14
Week 44 No bet
Week 45 No bet
Week 46 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £0.43
Week 47 Stake £2.20 Winnings - Not a bean.
Week 48 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £4.14 First time in profit since Week 38!
Week 49 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £1-93 So close.
Week 50 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £2.14 Even closer
Week 51 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £1.25 Uh oh.  Slipping again
Week 52 Stake £2.20 Winnings - Zilch! A rotten way to end the year!

Total for year 2014 to 2015
Stake £110 Winnings £80.89 = - £29.11  Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.  Well that's that year over.  Time to start year/season 2015-16.  Let's hope we can improve on an average loss of almost 56 pees per week.  Surely we can't get worse [I wouldn't bet on it.  Ha ha. - Ed.].


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Season 2015/16
Week 1    Stake £2.20 Winnings - £1.21 Not a great start to the season.
Week 2   Stake £2.20 Winnings - Rugger ball!  Oh dear
Week 3   Stake £2.20 Winnings - £0.92 Hmm.
Week 4   No bet
Week 5   Stake £2.20 Winnings - Nuffink. Dearie me.
Week 6   Stake £2.20 Winnings - £1.53 Better
Week 7   Stake £2.20 Winnings - £1.55 A teeny weeny bit better
Week 8   Stake £2.20 Winnings - £1.79 Still not great, but the best so far.
Week 9   Stake £2.20 Winnings - £2.00 Not quite there yet.
Week 10 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £0.77 Uh oh.
Week 11  Stake £2.20 Winnings - £0.50 Oh dear oh dear oh dear
Week 12 Stake £2.20 Winnings - Fu... nothing.
Week 13 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £1.84 It's good, but it's not right
Week 14 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £3.36 Woo hoo!
Week 15 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £2.99 Woo hoo!
Week 16 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £1.56 Back to normal.
Week 17 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £1.88 Ditto
Week 18 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £3.25 Woo hoo again.
Week 19 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £2.71 Another woo hoo.
Week 20 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £0.52 Oh dear oh dear oh dear.
Week 21 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £2.47 Woo hoo!
Week 22 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £2.69 Ditto.
Week 23 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £3.36 Thrice woo hoo!
Week 24 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £1.71 Oh.
Week 25 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £0.57 Oh dear
Week 26 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £0.36 Oh dear oh dear
Week 27 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £0.58 Oh dear oh dear oh dear
Week 28 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £0.58 Again?  That is sh***
Week 29 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £3.29 Yay!
Week 30 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £3.69 An Improvement
Week 31 Stake £2.20 Winnings - Zilch
Week 32 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £0.73 Oh dear.
Week 33 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £3.90 Woo hoo!
Week 34 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £0.56 Back to normal
Week 35 Stake £2.20 Winnings - Kall!
Week 36 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £7.04 I'm stunned!
Week 37 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £1.84 Normal service is resumed
Week 38 No Gramble
Week 39 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £1.95 Ditto
Week 40 Stake £2.20 Winnings - Zilch
Week 41 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £2.45 Ooh, we won
Week 42 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £1.83 Close
Week 43 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £0.79 Oh dear
Week 44 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £1.33 Mince
Week 45 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £2.43 Better than a kick in the pilchards
Week 46 No bet
Week 47 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £0.82 Rubbish!
Week 48 Stake £2.75 (with BetFred) Winnings - £1.70


Total for year 2015 to 2016
Stake £99.55 Winnings £76.15 = -£23.40
Oh well.  Another year over and another year where there are no actual winnings.  Our 'losings' are down by £5.71, so I suppose that counts as an improvement.
 
 
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And now season 2016/17
Week 1 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £3.10 Yay!
Week 2 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £0.77 Oh oh.
Week 3 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £0.00 Back to normal, then.
Week 4 No bet
Week 5 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £1.92 So close
Week 6 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £0.88 Oh dear.
Week 7 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £1.75 Better
Week 8 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £0.00 Utter sh...
Week 9 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £0.58 This is rubbish.
Week 10 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £0.69 Does that count as an improvement?
Week 11 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £1.81 A bit better I suppose.
Week 12 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £1.79 Almost identical.  Still rubbish.
Week 13 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £0.70 Oh dear oh dear oh dear.
Week 14 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £0.66 Getting worse.
Week 15 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £1.37 This is a great way to lose money, isn't it.
Week 16 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £0.90 Sh...ameful.
Week 17 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £0.68 Even worse.
Week 18 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £4.12 Woo hoo!
Week 19 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £1.41 Oh. Back to normal.
Week 20 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £12.84 ....................... Sorry, I fainted.
Week 21 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £0.62 Back to earth with a bump.
Week 22 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £0.00 Absolute bol... derdash.
Week 23 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £3.36 Yay! A profit.
Week 24 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £0.00 Again!
Week 25 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £1.92 Close.
Week 26 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £0.74 Here we go again.
Week 27 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £2.13  Ooh!  So close.
Week 28 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £0.00 Yep.  Fu... nothing.
Week 29 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £0.00 Argghhh!
Week 30 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £3.55 Yay!
Week 31 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £1.95 Almost.  Not quite.
Week 32 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £0.00 See Week 29's comment.
Week 33 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £0.62 See Week 21's comment.
Week 34 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £0.54 This is shocking.
Week 35 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £2.09 Ooh, that's better... a bit.
Week 36 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £2.13 Getting there... nearly.
Week 37 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £2.50 Yay! A profit.
Week 38 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £10.75... I'm speechless.
Week 39 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £3.92... A profit? Two weeks running? What's going on?
Week 40 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £0.00 That's more like it.
Week 41 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £4.45 Yay! Back on song.
Week 42 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £1.45 Oh... Spoke too soon.
Week 43 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £1.00 A quid?  One measly quid?
Week 44 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £0.00 Here we go again.
Week 45 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £0.60 Dear oh dear oh dear.
Week 46 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £0.81 Not much better.
Week 47 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £2.87 Yay! A profit! About fn time.
Week 48 No bet
Week 49 Stake £4.40 Winnings - £0.60 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. (That's a maniacal laugh.)
Week 50 No bet

Total for year 2016 to 2017
Stake - £105.60 Winnings - £84.57 = -£21.03
Whoop de doo, our losings are down again.  Down another £2.37.  Does that count as an improvement?  Yes?  Maybe?


And now... Season 2017 to 2018
Week 1 Stake £2.20 Winnings - £2.25 Well, it's a profit.
Week 2 Stake

Take that cancer, you cretinous scallywag!  Yeah boy!

I really should take the time to update this page.  Look at it!  It's a year out of date.  Don't worry, I'll get onto it soon.  Mmm.  I will.  Definitely.  Honest.










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