Well what can we say about The Grambler’s predictions
for last Saturday that hasn’t been said before?
Absolutely brilliant. That hasn’t
been said. And do you want to know why
it hasn’t been said. Because it wasn’t
absolutely brilliant; it was absolute sh*t*!
One out of five! That is all The
Grambler got right. And do you know how
much that won for The Grambler’s Kick Cancer’s Arse Fund. Nothing!
Not a bean! In short – FU...[Now
cut that out – Ed].
Sorry.
Let’s take a look at how things panned out shall we…
Fulham vs
Manchester United – Prediction - Home win NAW
The Grambler predicted that Fulham would beat
Manchester United – Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha – I could go on. Ahem. Fulham did not beat Man Utd. Manchester United stuffed Fulham 3-1. Though, to be fair, Fulham did score a goal,
so they can’t have been totally useless.
Just mostly useless….bunch of bloody pensioners…moan, moan, moan.
Fulham manager, Martin Jol says he is not worried
about being sacked. Well, actually
Martin as I write this, you haven’t actually been sacked, actually. Maybe you know something we don’t? Actually.
Bristol City
vs Oldham Athletic – Prediction – Home win
NAWWW
This ended up as a 1 all draw. Bristol City what are you doing to us? You won last week. You won last night. You just couldn’t win when it mattered – ie.
when The Grambler predicted you would win.
It might have happened. The
Robins went ahead on 36 minutes with an ‘acrobatic volley’ from Jay
Emmanuel-Thomas – the quotation marks are mine, the description is by some twat
at the bbc. Acrobatic volley
indeed. They hung on for umm… 41 minutes
(77-36=41. Yeah that’s right. Not good
at sums) when James Dayton scored for the Latics on 77 minutes. Swine.
Yep this is the one and only game that The Grambler
got right. Coventry won this one 3 nil.
We have to thank Notts County’s Danny Haynes for helping The Grambler
big time by getting sent off on 41 minutes when the score was nil nil.
Bury vs
Torquay United – Prediction – Home win NAWWWWWWWWWW
The Grambler had this down as a win for the Shakers, but it went the
way of Torquay who won 3-1. I bet Bury were
shaken. Eh? I’m doing me best! Let’s hear Torquay manager, Alan Knill
(pronounced nil as in Torquay nil) on his team, "It's an outstanding away
performance and thoroughly deserved. We set up really well, worked really hard
on set-plays and I thought we were good value for the win today. When we needed to defend today we really did -
we put bodies in the way and did everything we possibly could to stop them from
scoring. We changed the team because we thought we could use Elliot [Benyon]'s
attributes to stretch the opposition and he did, just when they were in the
ascendency and thinking they were getting back into the game."
Have fun counting the clichés.
And finally, Cyril?
And finally Esther The Grambler predicted that Caley and Killie (What a
great name for a double act) would draw.
It was a possibility given that Caley had not won for a while and Killie
had just begun winning. Instead, Inverness got back into winning ways and beat Kilmarnock 2-1.
Oh well, that’s the gramble over for this week. Once again, no winnings are available to add
to The Grambler’s Kick Cancer’s Arse Fund.
But are we downhearted? No! Will
we be back next week for more grambling?
You betcha! Will The Grambler
predict five winners? Doubt it.
I am pleased to finish by telling all you fellow gramblers
out there that there are over a hundred of us.
Yep, that’s how many readers have been checking in each week. Remember everyone out there in Gramblerland,
tell all your mates to get grambling too.
Let’s make The Grambler an even bigger cult [you said it, not me – Ed].
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