On the football front, it has been another eventful week... Stealing the headlines was horrible fascist Paulo Di Canio who has finally been criticised for being a horrible fascist. Strangely, this was rarely mentioned during his playing days or management of Swindon but suddenly everyone has an opinion on it. I would just like to point out that The Grambler first lambasted Di Canio for being a horrible fascist back in October and therefore everyone else is plagiarising. I shall see you in court! Whilst one irritable cretin gained a job, another lost one as Neil Warnock was sacked by Leeds. Quite how so many managers are given one job after another for being atrocious (and making millions whilst there at it) is beyond me. Warnock is said to be taking time out to promote his book. Why on earth does Neil Warnock have a book deal? What is wrong with the world? Elsewhere, the Champions League provided some cracking goals and enjoyable games despite NOT ONE ENGLISH TEAM BEING IN IT!!!! The media were left shocked that the likes of Barcelona, Real Madrid and Bayern Munich were able to produce watchable football without the involvement of the Greatest League in the World (TM). Thankfully, David Beckham made an appearance for PSG to make life worth living again. Adrian Chiles reckoned Barcelona did not win because they were starstruck in D-Becks' presence. Adrian Chiles is a tool.
Five game accumulator from all leagues
Game - Result - Odds
Walsall vs Sheffield Utd - Home win - 17/10
Dundee Utd vs Aberdeen - Draw - 9/4
MK Dons vs Crawley - Home win - 10/11
Clyde vs Berwick - Draw - 5/2
Birmingham vs Millwall - Away win - 11/5
£1 @ 187/1
Another super-exciting bet this week, it's no wonder we're switching sports! Four points separate Walsall and Sheffield Utd but the Blades have three games in hand over most of their League 1 rivals. A 4-0 win over cash-strapped Coventry last week will have given the home-side confidence. Dundee Utd play host to Aberdeen with both teams chasing a top 6 finish. Craig Brown will take charge of the Dons for the last time in this clash, with Derek McInnes due to take up the reins. The outgoing manager has claimed that he has 'left a legacy' for the new boss. He really is full of shit. Another close tie in League 1 as there are three points between MK Dons and Crawley. Both could be outside bets for a play-off spot, but Dons boss Karl Robinson could be Championship bound anyway after being linked with the vacancy at Leeds. Clyde have little left to play for this season, sitting five points clear of the bottom but ten points from the play-off spots. However, Berwick are just one point from fourth place and will be eyeing the chance of promotion. Birmingham and Millwall take on each other in probably the most pointless game of this week's bet. Sitting 11th and 15th respectively, neither are in threat of relegation or challenging for promotion. Both teams are in similar form so this one could go either way. Not the most exciting bet this week but at least the odds are good.
A huge 187 smackers will be heading for the Bobby Moore Fund should a miracle happen and The Grambler actually predicts more than two correct results.
A huge 187 smackers will be heading for the Bobby Moore Fund should a miracle happen and The Grambler actually predicts more than two correct results.
Grand National 2013
Horse - Odds
Chicago Grey - 12/1 @ 50p EW
What A Friend - 50/1 @ 50p EW
Mumbles Head - 100/1 @ 50p EW
My immense knowledge of horse racing normally amounts to picking horses based purely on the name. So for my in-depth analysis, each horses chances of winning are based purely on how good their moniker is... First up, Chicago Grey; the odds are pretty good for this one and at present it is 5th favourite to win. Chicago is an incredibly nice city, proving that this horse surely has a great chance of winning. However, grey is quite a dull colour so it will definitely come second. Makes sense, no? What A Friend is a bit of an outsider but must surely stand a chance with such a happy name. I imagine that his racing abilities are limited but he gets along ridiculously well with every other horse and always shares his sweets, there is not an enemy amongst them. On this basis, the other horses might let him win just to be nice. At 100/1, Mumbles Head doesn't stand a chance. And no wonder with a name like that! Conjuring images of a confused and lonely old man, potentially and alcoholic, this horse is inevitably bullied by many of the other horses. Not by What A Friend though, he's too nice.
John McCririck eat your heart out! No seriously, please do. Live on TV. Actually, I'm going to find out what the odds on that happening are...
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