Friday, 28 September 2012

Week 7: Speeding towards the weekend like Andre Santos

(Insert laboured joke to get things started here)

Game 1: Exeter City vs Bristol Rovers
Prediction: Home win
(Insert derogatory comment about Mark McGhee here)

Reliability balls: 8/10

Odds on this result: 5/6


Game 2: Cardiff City vs Blackpool
Prediction: Home win
(Insert puns about Welshness and seaside holiday resorts here)

Reliability balls: 6/10
Odds on this result: 13/10


Game 3: Oldham Athletic vs Coventry City
Prediction: Away win
(Insert terrible joke about dated meat products here)

Reliability balls: 5/10
Odds on this result: 7/4


Game 4: Nottingham Forest vs Derby County
Prediction: Draw
(Insert tree-based puns here)

Reliability balls: 5/10
Odds on this result: 5/2


Game 5: Ayr United vs Brechin City
Prediction: Draw
(Insert interesting fact about nicknames derived from Burns poems here)

Reliability balls: 6/10
Odds on this result: 14/5


Game 6: Livingston vs Dumbarton
Prediction: Home win
(Claim that Livingston defender Jesus Garcia Tena is actually the messiah here)

Reliability balls: 8/10
Odds on this result: 1/2


Game 7: Aston Villa vs West Brom
Prediction: Home win
(Insert link to pretty awful French band called Aston Villa here)

Reliability balls: 6/10
Odds on this result: 7/5

Total odds for this week = 554/1

(Insert claim that I will be on schedule with this week's post-match ramblings before ultimately failing to keep said promise)




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