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Game 1: Exeter City vs Bristol Rovers
Prediction: Home win
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Reliability balls: 8/10
Odds on this result: 5/6
Game 2: Cardiff City vs Blackpool
Prediction: Home win
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Reliability balls: 6/10
Odds on this result: 13/10
Game 3: Oldham Athletic vs Coventry City
Prediction: Away win
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Reliability balls: 5/10
Odds on this result: 7/4
Game 4: Nottingham Forest vs Derby County
Prediction: Draw
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Reliability balls: 5/10
Odds on this result: 5/2
Game 5: Ayr United vs Brechin City
Prediction: Draw
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Reliability balls: 6/10
Odds on this result: 14/5
Game 6: Livingston vs Dumbarton
Prediction: Home win
(Claim that Livingston defender Jesus Garcia Tena is actually the messiah here)
Reliability balls: 8/10
Odds on this result: 1/2
Game 7: Aston Villa vs West Brom
Prediction: Home win
(Insert link to pretty awful French band called Aston Villa here)
Reliability balls: 6/10
Odds on this result: 7/5
Total odds for this week = 554/1
(Insert claim that I will be on schedule with this week's post-match ramblings before ultimately failing to keep said promise)
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