A lack of available time means that I shall be limiting each game to 25 words this week. This will be a challenge! And I'm counting a scoreline as one word!
As an aside, I did stop in the town of Ambleside over the weekend and had to fight the urge to add GR to the start of every road sign I noticed...
Game 1: Wigan Athletic vs West Ham
Prediction: Away win ( x )
Ivan Ramis volley goal 1-0! James McArthur strike, 2-0. Tomkins last minute consolation. Martinez happy man, Allardyce sad man... West Ham sloppy! Yuck, sloppy ham!
Game 2: Bury vs Walsall
Prediction: Draw ( ✔ )
Wayhey! Will Grigg early goal, Walsall lead... Minutes later, Dominic Poleon equalised. Home team have many chances but don't score; Walsall goalkeeper David Grof plays goodly.
Game 3: Inverness Caledonian Thistle vs St Johnstone
Prediction: Home win ( x )
Inverness throw it away! Graeme Shinnie won penalty, Andrew Shinnie missed penalty. Billy McKay scores low strike, 1-0 Thistle! Saints equalise in last minute! Booooooo!
Inverness throw it away! Graeme Shinnie won penalty, Andrew Shinnie missed penalty. Billy McKay scores low strike, 1-0 Thistle! Saints equalise in last minute! Booooooo!
Game 4: Chelsea vs Manchester United feat. Mark Clattenburg
Prediction: Home win ( x )
Lots happened! United 2-0 up, Chelsea fightback 2-2! Young fell over, Ivanovic red card! Torres fouled, dive! Red card! Hernandez goal wins! Clattenburg sweary/racist?
Lots happened! United 2-0 up, Chelsea fightback 2-2! Young fell over, Ivanovic red card! Torres fouled, dive! Red card! Hernandez goal wins! Clattenburg sweary/racist?
Game 5: Livingston vs Greenock Morton
Prediction: Away win
Iain Russell, 8 minutes, GOOOOOAAAAL! 1-0 Livi... Second half, Archibald Campbell, two goals in five minutes. Morton lead! Ten minutes left, Russell scores penalty, 2-2!
Iain Russell, 8 minutes, GOOOOOAAAAL! 1-0 Livi... Second half, Archibald Campbell, two goals in five minutes. Morton lead! Ten minutes left, Russell scores penalty, 2-2!
Game 6: Accrington Stanley vs Bristol Rovers
Prediction: Away win ( x )
Stanley win 1-0. Goal from Padraig Amond. Mark McGhee? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
Game 7: Stoke vs Sunderland
Prediction: Away win ( x )
Riveting as expected! Nothing happened. Only incident, Huth handball - penalty denied. Tony Pulis wore a hat. Sunderland draw too much. So do Stoke. How boring!
Bonus points if you read every game whilst counting the words.
Overall, a week which was as forgettable as this write-up. Hopefully we will get things back on track on Wednesday with The Grambler Halloween special! It will be the exact same as the usual Grambler, but I will have a sheet over my head!
I could use the following quote from Robert Frost to sum up this week:
"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on."
- Robert Frost, poet and Grambler
Overall, a week which was as forgettable as this write-up. Hopefully we will get things back on track on Wednesday with The Grambler Halloween special! It will be the exact same as the usual Grambler, but I will have a sheet over my head!
I could use the following quote from Robert Frost to sum up this week:
"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on."
But have decided to alter it slightly to fit today's theme:
"In twenty five words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on."
- Robert Frost, poet and Grambler
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