There are of course play-off finals taking place which are far more exciting. With places up for grabs in the Championship and Premiership, Brentford will take on Yeovil tomorrow and Crystal Palace play Watford a week on Monday respectively. And of course the Champions League final takes place next weekend so there is still something to look forward to. But then, a whole summer without football! Nooooooooooooooo!
This week's Grambler is made up entirely from Premiership games. We have the usual three game accumulator and since it's the last round of games of the season... The Super Mega Awesome Grambler! A ten game accumulator attempting to pick the winners of every Premiership games at random... This is the bet that will prove whether there really are any footballing Gods supporting The Grambler!
Three game Premiership accumulator
Game - Result - Odds
Tottenham vs Sunderland - Home win - 2/7
West Brom vs Man Utd - Draw - 29/10
Newcastle vs Arsenal - Away win - 11/20
£1 @ 7/1
Oddly, The Grambler has managed to choose the only two games that actually matter in this accumulator, adding a little excitement to the proceedings. Spurs will be hopeful of bettering Arsenal's result to pinch fourth place and the delicious Champions League football that comes with it. Sunderland do not need to achieve anything following Wigan's midweek relegation but manager and horrible fascist (lest we forget) Paulo Di Canio might still have to prove to some supporters that he is the man to lead them next season. Tickets are allegedly changing hands for thousands of pounds ahead of West Brom's tie against Man Utd. This will of course be Sir Alex Ferguson's last game in charge and perhaps we should expect him to round off an illustrious career with a win. The Baggies have also had a reasonable season and a point against the Champions would conclude things nicely. Arsenal travel to Tyneside needing a win to secure fourth spot in the league but given the right results elsewhere, could force a 3rd/4th place play-off with Chelsea. It is highly unlikely, however. Newcastle will be relieved to find themselves safe having unexpectedly been dragged into a relegation fight towards the end of the season. As with most teams at this stage of the season, they will no doubt still send out a strong starting line-up with instructions to win purely for the purposes of selling season tickets for next year.
Super Mega Awesome Grambler! accumulator
Game - Result - Odds
Chelsea vs Everton - Home win - 8/11
Liverpool vs QPR - Draw - 6/1
Man City vs Norwich - Home win - 1/3
Newcastle vs Arsenal - Draw - 18/5
Southampton vs Stoke - Away win - 4/1
Swansea vs Fulham - Home win - 4/5
Spurs vs Sunderland - Draw - 5/1
West Brom vs Man Utd - Away win - 5/6
West Ham vs Reading - Home win - 4/6
Wigan vs Aston Villa - Away win - 13/5
50p @ 44,048/1
Check out those odds! I am genuinely excited by this bet! It is so horrendously wrong that it has to be right! What a perfect way to round of the season that would be too. I can then sell my story to the Daily Record or some equally poor 'newspaper', write the Grambler book over the summer, start recording my Christmas single in Autumn and by the end of the year, an estimated £1.6 million will on it's way to the Bobby Moore Fund for Bowel Cancer Research! Not that I'm setting my hopes unreasonably high or anything...
We shall return next week for the final Grambler of the season, a Champions League special. And then, who knows...?
Exciting news as I have decided to add a Eurovision bet to this week's proceedings! The Grambler has selected Russia, who this year shall be represented by Dina Garipova singing What If (which turns out not to be a Lightning Seeds cover). I'm not sure about this choice... Russia were robbed last year as the singing grannies of Buranovskiye Babushki were by far the best act of the night but failed to take the gong, maybe this could be their year? The Russian entry is 16/1 to win outright so I have bet a quid each way and any winnings will go to the usual charidee. Here is Miss Garipova in action for those of you curious enough...